
Due to popular demand…
Are you sick and tired of the clientele in your gym?
Do they give you the sh*ts on a daily basis?
Now you can fight back!
All you need to do is download this FREE pdf which contains
20 offensive douche-bag citations, and you can make a stand either publicly or anonymously.
Simply, print the PDF on your home printer, cut the cards out and start (sensibly) using them!
#1 Place them on someone’s towel whilst they aren’t looking
#2 Give someone a card straight to their face! (not advised)
#3 Are you a douche-bag yourself? Staple one to your own forehead!
All you have to do is enter your name and email address below, and I’ll send you the download link.*
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Comments(6)
The link to the pdf download didnt work.
Not sure why the link isn’t working.
Anyone else having trouble, please email me and Ill shoot you the link.
Could you send me the link to the PDF’s for the gym douche bag cards? I want to seriously hand these out to the students here.
Can you please try the process again?
There was a bug in the system that has been ironed out.
The download will now work!
Your link doesn’t work!
If the form didn’t work, please mail me and I’ll send you the PDF.