Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino gives you another reason to avoid fitness magazines

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Mens Fitness and Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino are a match made in heaven

Television star (The Jersey Shore) meets trashy, ‘unhelpful in any way or form’ magazine.
I admire a person that trains, keeps fit and enjoys life, but when someone gives themselves a moniker such as ‘The Situation’, I roll around on the floor laughing (or ROFL as you kids call it these days on the interwebs).

This site is all about debunking gimmicks in the fitness industry (for the most part anyway ;)).
Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino is a gimmick in every sense of the word.

Here is some of his finest douchery

I could sell t-shirts standing still,” he says. “Everybody loves me – Babies, moms, dogs…cougars! I have unbelievable mass appeal.

Yes, the mass appeal of root-canal. Read the rest of this entry »

Six-pack abs can go and get fudged

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If I see another article talking about six-pack abs and how to achieve them (not including this one), I think I’m going to puke.

It’d be great if Google recognised such search terms and displayed a screen to the user saying:
“You look like you’re delusional and looking for a quick fix, how bout these 3 magic beans instead?”

Look, there’s no magical pill, technique, diet plan or exercise this side of liposuction that’s going to give you a washboard stomach in the near future.
As I’ve mentioned before, it’s a culmination of factors that leads to abdominal glory. Read the rest of this entry »

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